I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

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if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

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i just wanna be your kaskade on the streets and your flosstradamus in the sheets

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"You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever."

Augusten Burroughs (via fleurslibres)

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