vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(via edmbuddha)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via thefuuuucomics)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via kingsleyyy)

xvldeos:

i just wanna be your kaskade on the streets and your flosstradamus in the sheets

(Source: psycheclelic, via edmbuddha)

"You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever."

Augusten Burroughs (via fleurslibres)

(Source: skylerhobbs, via onefitmodel)